Questioning Mika's sexual orientation

Ferid Krul, why don't you ever let Mika go outside by himself? He's old enough to take care of himself

Mika ...

Krul ...mind your own business, Bathory

Ferid But, as his self-proclaimed father, Mika is also MY business... it pains me to see him closed in this palace all day long

Krul I told you to mind your own business, for fuck's sake

Ferid Aren't you bored, Mika, all day long in here?

Mika ..a little

Ferid See, Krul? The boy needs some fresh air!

Krul ...

Ferid Listen, if you want I can bring him around to show him the city a little... I'm sure that we would have a lot of fun together ♥

Krul HELL NO, FERID. NOT WITH YOU

Ferid Krul, he's my son too, I need some papa-son bonding time with him

Mika ...fuck you, Ferid

Krul SEE? HE DOESN'T WANT THAT! HE PREFERS TO STAY WITH MOMMY, DON'T YOU HONEY?

Ferid Oh, come on, Krul, there is no way that he could -

Mika Yes. I prefer staying with Krul

Ferid *gasps*

Krul HA! HE SAID IT! HE FUCKING SAID IT, MOTHERFUCKER!

Ferid MIKA, YOU BROKE MY HEART!

Mika ...good

Ferid HOW CAN YOU BE SO EVIL?!

Krul Obliviously, he learnt from the very best: me

Mika *nods*

Krul ...that was sarcastic, Mika. You weren't supposed to agree

Ferid A-anyway, even if you hate me, I still care about you, Mika. I still want you to go out and have some fun, so-

Krul For the last gODDAMN TIME, FERID. HE IS not GOING TO TAKE A STEP OUTSIDE OF THIS PLACE WITH YOU

Ferid But why?

Krul Because I don't trust you

Ferd Okay then... What if I organised something with Lacus or René for him?

Krul Ferid, do you want our son to become homosexual, perhaps?

Mika What...?

Krul BECAUSE YOU MAKE HIM HANG OUT ONLY WITH EXTREMELY GAY PEOPLE

Ferid WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH ALL OF THIS? WHY ARE YOU SO HOMOPHOBIC?

Krul I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST GAY PEOPLE. IT'S THEM. I DON'T TRUST THEM. MY BOY IS TOO HANDSOME AND THEY ARE EVIL

Mika ...

Ferid LISTEN, WE BOTH KNOW THAT, OKAY? BUT MIKA IS ALSO GAY, YOU KNOW?

Krul NO HE ISN'T

Ferid YES HE IS

Krul NO, YOU PIECE OF SHIT, HE ISN'T

Ferid HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO FIND YUU TO GET AWAY WITH HIM! IS THAT SOMETHING THAT SOMEONE STRAIGHT WOULD DO?

Krul HE IS JUST REALLY SENSIBLE AND SWEET, YOU ASSHOLE

Ferid MIKA, TELL HER THAT YOU ARE GAY!

Krul HUN-HUN, TELL THIS FUCKER THAT YOU ARE STRAIGHT!

Mika ...

Mika *inhales*

Mika I'm Yuu-sexual. I hate everyone apart from Yuu. I only want to be friends with Yuu, spend the rest of my life with Yuu. Sex? I don't give a fuck. Love? Love has many different ways to be expressed. I'm confused about what kind of love I want to share with him, but I know for sure that I care about him. Getting married? Who even thinks about that at my age? To be honest, I don't even know if I want to be in a relationship with someone, anyone at the moment. I'm not interested. So why should I think about marriage? Do I find him attractive? I don't care if Yuu is attractive or not, being Yuu is what makes him special to me. He'll always be amazing at my eyes. So call me whatever the fuck you want and let me be, you psychopaths

Mika *leaves*

Ferid & Krul ...

Ferid *whispering* He's definitely gay

Krul ...I will punch you in the fucking face, Bathory