Literally this was just because of my friend bringing this topic up in our text conversation and I legit needed to make headcanons for this. I can’t stop. Help

▪ Shinya and Guren just being those two people that every faculty member thinks are together, even the kids too
▪ Guren has Yuu, Shiho and Mistuba as his students while Shinya has Mika, Yoichi and Shinoa
▪ Yuu honestly have his dad as his teacher (let’s just say Guren is his actual dad in this au, okay? okay.)
▪ Yoichi being as tall as Mistuba and Shinoa so they’re all tied to be the shortest rip
▪ Shinoa being the one kid who likes scaring the shit out of the other kids
▪ Shinoa scares Mistuba a lot with beetles rip
▪ Mika and Yuu being inseparable. Mostly Mika but Yuu complains about Mika not being in his class
▪ Yoichi being the one who just follows the others like duckling following its mother tbh cause he’s that freaking precious
▪ Mika and Shinoa teaming up to tease Yuu
▪ Mika and Shinoa being best friends
▪ Shiho probably mothering everyone
▪ Shinoa taking Shiho’s glasses rip
▪ Yuu and Shiho legit getting into fights/arguments about the little things like for example who’s turn it is on the swing or who’s ‘it’ for hide-and-seek/tag
▪ Those two being too caught up in a fight about the swings that someone elso takes it. It’s Shinoa
▪ Shinoa doesn’t even like the swings but she does it to make Yuu and Shiho mad
▪ Yoichi following one of the others around the playground, or coloring/drawing
▪ He doesn’t like to do his own thing most of the time so he follows one of them
▪ Yoichi still being the little ball of affection he is and gives them hugs at random time
▪ He also likes hugging Shinya although really he’s just hugging his leg because of how small he is
▪ Shinya = Favorite teacher
▪ Literally all the kids like him and his cat Byakkomaru
▪ Yoichi hiding behind Shiho cause he’s the tallest still, haha
▪ Yuu and Shiho getting in arguments about who’s taller
▪ Shinoa and Shinya teaming up to tease Guren
▪ Guren can never escape the Hiragī’s teasing rip
▪ Mika being the one kid who never colors outside the line
▪ Yuu on the other hand always colors outside the line